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20 Feb 2007 10:53:26 IST
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Confessions of kid
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his
mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a
troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him
if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of
course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your
birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to
write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like
a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and
started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my
birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a
fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a
good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a
bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he
wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby
looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went
into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was
there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the
statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the
house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a
piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE!!!!!!!!!*
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Challenges are High, Dreams r New..
The World out thr is waiting for U !!
Dare to dream, Dare to Try..
No Goal is distant, no Star is too high !!! |
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it was superb
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20 Feb 2007 11:12:32 IST
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thanx 
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Challenges are High, Dreams r New..
The World out thr is waiting for U !!
Dare to dream, Dare to Try..
No Goal is distant, no Star is too high !!! |
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20 Feb 2007 11:13:52 IST
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btw, how many of u ppl, have ever done this kind of mischiefs  ....
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Challenges are High, Dreams r New..
The World out thr is waiting for U !!
Dare to dream, Dare to Try..
No Goal is distant, no Star is too high !!! |
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20 Feb 2007 11:32:27 IST
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Hey magiclko, read my new one in"any idiots".... {I've already read this joke be4, it's funny though} I was very naughty when i was at scool ... One incident 4 u... "Our sir gave each of us certain topics & asked us to explain it on board... When it was my turn, I used 2 whole chalks to write just a def,& draw a couple of diagrams.... The boy who came after me had to struggle rubbing the board........Y??? ... ... ... ... 'coz i wetted the chalk!
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20 Feb 2007 12:00:51 IST
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hey mansi.........that was coollll.............very funny .............hahaha
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21 Feb 2007 07:38:05 IST
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Very funny
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23 Oct 2007 22:59:54 IST
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Nice!
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DO THE BEST AND HOPE FOR THE BEST!!
RESULT IS NOT IN YOUR HANDS!!!
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
BEST OF LUCK ! !
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23 Oct 2007 23:05:33 IST
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23 Oct 2007 23:21:09 IST
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cccccccccccccoooooooooooooo..................ooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllll
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don't walk as if u rule d world
walk as if u dont care who rules d world
-this is knw as attitude
B who u r and say wat u feel ......
coz those who mind don't matter ........
and those who matter dont mind ......... :)
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23 Oct 2007 23:26:14 IST
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marvellouss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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do the best &leave the rest. |
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23 Oct 2007 23:33:11 IST
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hehehe
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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26 Oct 2007 00:28:30 IST
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haha u are a funtoosh ladki manasi didi :D lol.. clever kid
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- Gaurav Ragtah (spideyunlimited)
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26 Oct 2007 00:48:44 IST
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very nice...........enjoyed reading it
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26 Oct 2007 06:06:08 IST
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i,ve read it already somewhere
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12 Mar 2008 01:16:07 IST
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ha ha
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DO THE BEST AND HOPE FOR THE BEST!!
RESULT IS NOT IN YOUR HANDS!!!
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
BEST OF LUCK ! !
href="http://sig.graphicsfactory.com/" title="Glitter Graphics">Glitter Graphics</DIV></TD></TR></TABLE>
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12 Mar 2008 13:32:06 IST
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really nice 1...hahaha
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Don't tell the world what u can do....
Just do it. |
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12 Mar 2008 23:49:22 IST
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Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. |
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